This morning’s pee-stick was negative even when I left it on the windowsill for an hour, and then glared at it until my eyes crossed.
Arse. I went through all the ritual booze-and-coffee-avoidence and concomittant Awkward for nothing. Arse arse arse shittety shit damn and blast.
But I can’t be totally gloomy. Other deserving people‘s peesticks are behaving better. Just… don’t mention it to them.