Still spotting, if more so. But bloody ow the cramps have got in early. Ow ow ow. And I feel this bad now? What am I going to feel like by Thursday?
Actually. I’ll tell you what I’m going to feel like by Thursday. I am going to feel like shit on Thursday. And why am I going to feel like shit on Thursday? Because Thursday is our 4th Wedding Anniversary, and H booked the exceedingly smart and wonderful restaurant weeks ago.
Thanks, uterus. Love you too, you mutant heart-shaped whining freak.