This will be quick. It has to be quick, I am using all my spare not-working time to dissertate. I can’t talk to you guys, even if I really want to. Because I need to write 15000 words on the Joys of Librarianing. Before the 1st of September. Well before, because I need to get two copies of the sodding thing bound. And I am well and truly behind, because I spent from the 19th of May to the, ooh, embarrassingment of July, doing absolutely no intellectual work whatsoever and letting my brain turn into a festering heap of weeds.
Item: Thank you for the chocolate chip cookies. Hell, not even cookies. More as if I held out my hands and you poured the chocolate chips into them direct from the packet.
Item: Apropos of cookies, Mrs X gave me an entire cake. An award! For me! I must do a proper post on that, and award some awards myself.
Item: Satsuma still messing me about. Also, have sore throat and impending cold (but of course!) so my temperature is all over the place. Bother it all. I have picked up the provera box and shaken it threateningly at my lower abdomen on numerous occasions, and I think the time has come to follow through. Or Satsuma will never believe me again and will become even more spoilt and uncooperative. Also, if I take provera this week, H and I can do fucking for England after I hand the Dissertation of Doom in and that will probably be so much jollier. See? It was a plan really.