(Written comfortably sat in my own bed, with H (poor chap, he hasn’t had a nice morning at all) in the next room, within reach of the kettle).
Things that are perfectly normal about me:
- My blood-pressure (well, it was alternately high and normal, but I have iatrogenic blood-pressure issues at the best of times. In other words, doctors make me panicky).
- My blood sugar – well, low end of normal. Normal end of low.
- My blood oxygen.
- My heart rate.
- My ECG.
Tests that came back cheerfully, utterly negative:
- Urine infection
Things that are not normal about me:
- Falling down in a dead faint in the middle of a coffee shop on my way to work this morning, and being bundled into an ambulance as a shivering, incoherent jelly by concerned onlookers (to whom I am extremely grateful).