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		<title>Acts of NHS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am bored. Everything is boring. Satsuma is still playing &#8216;did-she didn&#8217;t-she, will-she won&#8217;t-she&#8217;, and it&#8217;s very boring of her. I haven&#8217;t lost any weight at all for a couple of weeks, which is boring too. My job is still being boring as all hell. The telly is boring. Books are boring. Knitting is boring. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2168&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A finger-drumming kind of post, with no updates.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I must empty my head now]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Item &#8211; Still no letter regarding post-operative appointment with Miss Consultant. I clean forgot to ring the hospital up again on Friday and re-harangue the answer-phone. Damn. Item &#8211; I still haven&#8217;t ovulated. Satsuma, darling, do we really need to start this again? I thought we&#8217;d got this covered. It&#8217;s day 26. I&#8217;d prefer it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2165&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My head exploded and H genned up</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/my-head-exploded-and-h-genned-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pass the hankies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The innards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There is a husband]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t call Miss Consultant&#8217;s non-answering service today. I had a !@£$ing bastard son of a bastard&#8217;s barstard bastard migraine instead. Welcome back, hormonal sleep-deprived skull-crusher moments. What did I ever do without you? Why, get up and go to work, of course. Naturally, today was a day at work I didn&#8217;t want to miss [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2161&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A kind of desolate blank</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/a-kind-of-desolate-blank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2010 forced march shrinkathon, now extended into 2011 (damn), no, 2012 (DAMN)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[All the rest of my life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gluten avoidance therapeutic bitchathon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pikaia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Item &#8211; It has been a week since I last blogged on this here blog because nothing is happening. Nothing. It&#8217;s January, it&#8217;s gloomy, my job is irritating the living shit out of me, Satsuma seems to have gone into hibernation, H&#8217;s job is irritating the living shit out of him, etc. It&#8217;s boring boring [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2158&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My uterus becomes public property</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/my-uterus-becomes-public-property/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bad sad things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pass the hankies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went straight back to work on the 3rd of January. A great many colleagues were still on holiday, but damnit the students weren&#8217;t. So I have just spent a week being run off my feet. See, my job has two parts to it &#8211; the actual, this-is-my-job part, which is very geeky and technical [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2143&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That thing my sister said</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2012/01/03/that-thing-my-sister-said/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Christmas Day, during Christmas dinner, we all toasted absent friends. This of course included Diva, my youngest sister, who was spending Christmas with her father, my ex-step-father. And I remembered that ex-step-father and his partner had announced they were expecting a baby back in July. Or, they had announced it to Diva, who&#8217;d told [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2141&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let me explain, with many, many parentheses</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/let-me-explain-with-many-many-parentheses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, how did I end up at the In-Laws despite a cunning plan to get out of going to the In-Laws because of my uterus and its monthly Armageddon? The original, pre-impending-menstruapocalypse Christmas plan was: Go to my mother&#8217;s on Christmas Eve. Stay until the 27th. On said 27th, go to the In-Laws&#8217;. Go home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2135&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I tried.</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/i-tried/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, there was this 2000-word post all about Christmas chez May and H&#8217;s various in-laws and out-laws. Mostly written between various midnights and one-in-the-mornings, and, of course, marvellous witty and eloquent. And last night I finally pressed &#8216;publish&#8217;, and WordPress grandly announced it couldn&#8217;t update my post. So I pressed &#8216;try again&#8217; and it took [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2133&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Seasonal bargain assortment of broken biscuits</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2011/12/24/seasonal-bargain-assortment-of-broken-biscuits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2010 forced march shrinkathon, now extended into 2011 (damn), no, 2012 (DAMN)]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Item &#8211; So, Gentle Readers, here&#8217;s a question for you all. I have been trying, lately, from time to time, to reply to the comments you so thoughtfully leave me. And, err, should I? Do you come back and read these? Do you like that I comment on your comments? Do you find it interesting/amusing/worrying/tiresome [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2127&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let nothing you dismay. Except maybe that.</title>
		<link>http://nutsinmay.wordpress.com/2011/12/22/let-nothing-you-dismay-except-maybe-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas shopping? Check. Christmas cards? Check. Mail-order presents mail-ordered? Check. Only, there was a glitch in which the website I was ordering several gifts from and my order&#8230; disappeared. They emailed me to say they&#8217;d got my card details, but not the details of the things I&#8217;d ordered, sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry etc. So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nutsinmay.wordpress.com&amp;blog=439110&amp;post=2124&amp;subd=nutsinmay&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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