My period has turned up in its usual May-flattening juggernaut, with the Four Horsemen of the Menstrupocalypse – Cramps, Nausea, Backache and Trembling – all crammed in next to the driver and whooping out of the windows.
It has been over a year, and twelve cycles, since I was last pregnant. I think that means I’m officially infertile again, on top of the whole RPL thing.
Bah fucking humbug.
Bastard horsemen with their trampling hooves.
Dammit all to hell, May. I hate that you’re here again. Fuck. Sending loves your way anyway.
Hugs,
Jo
Dammit.
i hesitate to say this about someone you spend so much time with, but it must be said:
May, I really fucking hate your period.
Hear hear.
And so say all of us!
Bah fucking humbug, indeed.
I feel the need to say this to fit in with your other commenters.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
Fucking uteri. Bastards.
May, I really hate your periods too.
Oh me, too. I LOATHE THE FECKIN HORSEMEN, they need to gallop up their own arses.
And my heart went out to you when I read about your puking tidily in stoic fashion yesterday and no one asking if you wanted help.
Really sorry, May.
Boooooo! Hisssssss!
If I chuck it hard enough, I reckon I can lob sheep shit through the windows at the buggers up as they thunder past. I’m fed up of them squashing my beloved May, damnit!
Random medical thought- can you use Cyklokapron when you have your period- its meant to halve the amount of blood you lose, and you only take it when your period starts, so not going to interfere with a pregnancy and will make your periods less catastrophic. Its available in Australia (2 tablets , 4 times a day for the duration of your period), so probably in the UK also?
Sorry about most of the above
Rebecca
Sulking right along with you.