Always trust a caveat

Dear Satsuma, have you ovulated?

I don’t know.

Are you going to ovulate?

I don’t know.

Any idea when you might be going to ovulate?

I don’t know.

Are you doing this to punish me for being so sure you ovulated yesterday?

Oh, I know the answer to that one! Yes.

Well, in that case, if you’ll excuse me, I’d better have sex with my husband again.

*sigh*

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