One word answers

I stole this from Thalia (hi, Thalia!), because, seriously? My brain? Has dissolved. One word at a time is about my level right now. (We’ll talk about the causes of brain dissolution when I finish scooping the remains of my intellect into this bucket here).

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

No.
Explanations.

Not as easy as you might think…

1. Yourself: Shattered.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend [husband, actually] : Depressed.

3. Your hair: Frazzled.

4. Your mother/stepmother: Abroad.

5. Your dog: Imaginary.

6. Your favorite item: Duvet.

7. Your dream last night: Ditches.

8. Your favorite drink: Coffee.

9. Your dream car: Spider.

10. The room you are in: Living-room.

12. Your fear: Miscarriage.

13. What you want to be in 10 years: Mother.

14. Who you hung out with last night: Husband.

15. What you’re not: Contented.

16. Muffin: Yuk.

17: One of your wish list items: Holiday.

18: Time: Bed.

19. The last thing you did: Nail-bite.

20. What you are wearing: Flip-flops.

21. Your favorite weather: Today’s.

22. Your favorite book: Uncountable.

23. The last thing you ate: Chocolate.

24. Your life: Unsatisfactory.

25. Your mood: Sad.

26. Your best friend(s): Appreciated.

27. What are you thinking about right now? Pikaia.

28. Your car: Nonexistant.

29. What are you doing at the moment?: This.

30. Your summer: Yearning.

31. Your relationship status: Taken.

32. What is on your TV?: Nada.

33. What is the weather like?: Blissful.

34. When is the last time you laughed?: Earlier.

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6 responses to “One word answers

  • H

    1. Yourself: Weary.

    2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend [wife, actually] : Depressed.

    3. Your hair: Flaky.

    4. Your mother/stepmother: Retired.

    5. Your dog: False.

    6. Your favourite item: iMac.

    7. Your dream last night: Childcare.

    8. Your favourite drink: Cider.

    9. Your dream car: Tesla.

    10. The room you are in: Spare-room.

    12. Your fear: Miscarriage.

    13. What you want to be in 10 years: Father.

    14. Who you hung out with last night: Wife.

    15. What you’re not: Contented.

    16. Muffin: English.

    17: One of your wish list items: Holiday.

    18: Time: Midnight.

    19. The last thing you did: Talk.

    20. What you are wearing: Jeans.

    21. Your favourite weather: Spring.

    22. Your favourite book: Varies.

    23. The last thing you ate: Chocolate.

    24. Your life: Limbo.

    25. Your mood: Melancholic.

    26. Your best friend(s): Unsure.

    27. What are you thinking about right now? May.

    28. Your car: Hired.

    29. What are you doing at the moment?: Procrastinating.

    30. Your summer: Struggle.

    31. Your relationship status: Lucky.

    32. What is on your TV?: Dust.

    33. What is the weather like?: Clear.

    34. When is the last time you laughed?: Earlier.

  • g

    Oooh, this would involve thinking, wouldn’t it and I am all out on grey matter today.

    Popping by to say hello, regardless,

    g

  • twangy

    Oh, no, the ditches, again?
    Pooo-ooor May.

  • Tired HFFW

    Ditches? Ach.
    What Twangy said.

  • thalia

    Glad I got you started.

    So much contained in one word. Pikaia. I am thinking of Pikaia too, now.

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